i have no idea

Monday, July 30, 2007

hey...

go tell india happy birthday today... and tomorrow. it's complicated.
this is for you!!!!

i love you!!! happy happy birthday!!!

Friday, July 27, 2007

blah

again, i'm going through blogger boredom/hate. so, i'll just talk about things on my mind.
  • *if you have a lot of money, really you could just hire a driver to drive your drunk-ass around.
  • *i've had really bad spider luck lately. i may have to go to therapy over the biggest spider i've ever seen. ever.
  • *the state of the world scares me.
  • *a while back, a lady, looking at jaron, asked me how old my puppy was. what? she said she only has dogs, so to her, all children are puppies. whatever. freak.
  • *it's extremely hard to be a vegetarian in texas. i asked for a veggie sandwich yesterday and they said.. i've never heard of it. well, do you have veggies? yes. then, that's what i'll have. so, you don't want any bacon on it? no.
  • *i just watched the 40 year-old virgin. the drunk girl in the car was hilarious.
  • *it makes me sad, but, obama and hillary don't stand a chance.
  • *scott baio isn't looking too bad these days. (did i just admit that??)
  • *i'm excited about my new star wars stamps. that makes me a super-dork.
  • *i just received a wedding invitation and on a card it says, in lieu of a gift, a gift card for one of the following stores would be appreciated. target, sears, macy's, etc.... is that crazy or what?
  • *i'm strangely happy that some of my family are becoming a little bit militia/anti-government crazy. they can stock-pile food and water for me too.
  • *i just saw the scariest thing ever on tv. "love me, love my doll" about this guy, who has a girlfriend, that buys blow-up dolls and actually talks to them. (among other things) the scene that was really weird is when he has them all sit around the table for a birthday party. thanks india, for telling about this show.
  • *don't get me started about the "real lives of women: pony mistresses." ugh. these people are seriously freaking me out.

Tuesday, July 17, 2007

i wish...

there was a decent sushi bar here.
we still dressed this way.
These guys were still around.
i were here.

Wednesday, July 11, 2007

conversation at the pet store...

jaron: mommy, shhh.. be quiet, that fishy is sleeping.
me: he sure is, baby.

Thursday, July 05, 2007

eating contests are my number one pet peeve...

what a slap in the face to people who have nothing to eat.