take off the mask and show yourself!

at the grocery store sunday, i saw this elf walking towards me.. luckily i ducked into the nearest check-out stand and avoided him! i know, i wasn't ready to check out, but, i panicked. i DO NOT like people/things/aliens in costumes where their heads are covered. i like to able to look my stalker in the eye. my husband just laughed.. but he saw the panic in my eyes. you should see me at the mall when the chic-fil-a chicken comes out.. ugh...

on a less scary, but equally as traumatizing note: i had a meet and greet with jaron's new pre-k teacher today. it looks as though jaron will have no problem being away from me and on his own.. i, on the other hand, will be an emotional wreck.

doodlebugs

today when i was outside, i noticed these 3 holes in the ground...and i remembered when i was little, my sister, brother and i would spend hours in my grandmothers backyard digging these up.. we had little shovels and sifters and we would sift all the dirt out and find what had made these holes... doodlebugs!!
i thought they were the cutest bugs ever.. and now all these years later... seeing the holes prompted me to look them up.. ugh!!

and to think.. i used to play with these bugs!! they look like the creatures khan put in people's ears!!

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oh, i feel better now.

what does this mean?

banana cover eleven. pear envelop refuse.back close order banana. local ok juiceboy ticket bag afternoon.

this was at the bottom of a spam email i received today. i don't get it.

i'm a freak!

after i wrote this note to my husband.. i looked at it again and laughed. i doubt anyone has ever written this down before, but i'm such a freak about spiders..
i killed it (because i couldn't let it get away..) and that was it.. i can't move the body. i get freaked out just looking at the diaper bag.. i hope bryan gets home soon!!
oh, i wrote the note because i forget everything lately... and i don't want to forget about it and stick my hand in there tomorrow.. ugh, the thought of it is about to make me pass out.

blast from the past

this morning, while flipping through the channels... i saw this: "the new zoo revue"
i used to love this show... what a weird show!!
then i remembered this show: "the gigglesnort hotel" does anyone remember this one??
i think it's probably the weirdest children's show ever. i remember it was a very dark show and the puppets used to scare me.

but, nothing scared me more than the sleestaks from "the land of the lost". they still freak me out.